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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

1nd2rd3st:

THE LAST ONE

eeriesmiles:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

this

denchgang:

princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

the words friendship

Dating Advice

thenightvalepost:

If you are in a same sex relationship and someone asks, “Who is the man and who is the woman?” be sure to laugh and tell them, “Neither,” before you reveal your leathery wings that tower over their quivering mortal beings. Don’t stop laughing until you breathe fire. Keep laughing, inform them you are both neither man nor woman. Then reveal that you are both literally same sex dragons. 

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

australian-government:

awesome-fucking-australian:

buzzkill

sources say he issued the aforementioned statement after discovering his heart temperature and ice are the same. 

australian-government:

awesome-fucking-australian:

buzzkill

sources say he issued the aforementioned statement after discovering his heart temperature and ice are the same. 

krystal-cage:

inked-lion:

Things People Need to Know about Tattoo’s


my respect suddenly quadrupled into the ether

krystal-cage:

inked-lion:

Things People Need to Know about Tattoo’s

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my respect suddenly quadrupled into the ether