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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

kabhipussykabhibum:

how white girls dance when they see their black ex in the club Crying

kingcheddarxvii:

videohall:

Man’s worst enemy

The Silent Battle

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

sn00p4prez:

if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself

wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN